Hos and Sharps in da Club

Gwyn and I went dahn the pool club last night. Man was it happening. Some geesers tried to steal our table, but the barman kicked them off and their bitch apologised before we had to rough them up, like.

I used my pool skilz to suck Gwyn in and then blow him out, 21-9. Wassom!

A bit later we saw a man with a ho in da club. At least, if she wasn't a ho, she was wearing the shortest skirt you ever seen, innit. It only just covered the top half of her booty. Also, as Gwyn said, "She's not that attractive from the waist up". I thought da club was supposed to be some kind of gentleman's pad, innit, wiv a guest list and all - but now they just let any skanky ho in. Maybe her pimp works there.

Anyway, this is obviously a triumph for the government's plan to legalise brothels. I expect the pool hall will get a prostitution license.